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So you’ve browsed this site, and you’ve found something lacking. Or maybe you want to praise me on something you saw. Or maybe, just maybe, you want to proclaim your undying love for me. Whatever your intentions might be, you can use this page to contact me. I’ll get back to you as soon as my schedule permits (and given my meetings with CEOs, upcoming court cases, and impending surgeries to perform, you know I’m oh-so-busy), so just know that a reply from me will not take too long to arrive in your inbox. Thank you!