Hello world!

I have a blog!

When I do something, I do it right. Of course I have the standard MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, etc…but do I actually use them? Of course not. I felt that I needed to have control over my own web identity, and thus this site was born. Is this funny yet? I doubt it, but hopefully future posts will be (in fact, they’ll be funny like a stick of butter on a monkey’s head…this makes no sense, but you laughed, right? exactly :-D).

I was going to tell you a bunch of stuff about myself, but I figured that information would be relevant to any visitor to this site. As such, I’ve posted (probably way too much) information about me in the section, appropriately titled, “About Me.” You’ll find an abundance of interesting and informational, uhm, information about me there. Have fun reading it.

I figure I should outline my goals for this site as well in my first “real” post here. I’m hoping to use this site as not only a repository for information about me, but to use it as a source of therapeutic healing — uhm, yeah. I’ve heard posting to a blog can relieve stress, and believe me I could use it in that case. In all seriousness, I hope that this site will cater to three purposes specifically: (1) an online presence for myself in case anyone is ever interested, (2) a way of telling you amusing anecdotes that I dont necessarily have to repeat to anyone curious and (3) a depository of media for, about, by, and of myself. Without being too vague, I’ll just say that you will hopefully see some interesting things posted here now and way into the future (like way into the future when Jenna Bush and Chelsea Clinton have a runoff for Empress of the World).

Noting what I want to do with this site, its important to mention the other half of this blog — you. I’ll be posting as often as necessary, but it just wont be the same without comments and discussion. I wont censor comments, negative or not (so long as they aren’t profane), so feel free to tell me what you want through this site. Seriously, please post…pretty please with an inevitably rotten by the time you read this cherry on top — it is appreciated in advance.

With all that said, I just have one last thing to say:
“Thank you, please come again.”

:-D