More than 2 years. 120-plus weeks. 843 DAYS. Has it really been that long since I last posted anything to this site? I honestly can’t believe that much time has elapsed. Where has the time gone, you might ask? Since I last posted:
- Barack Obama, predicted Presidential also-ran, became a Nobel Peace Prize winner,
- Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals at the Olympics and became the new Jared,
- Britney Spears released a terrible album and was on suicide watch,
- Britney Spears released a great album and became the new Miley Cyrus,
- The country faced the worst recession in a century,
- People actually started using Twitter,
- The Writers’ Guild Strike of 2007-2008 nearly ruined an entire season of TV, and
- iPhone hype has become iPad hype.
Those are just some of the things that have happened during my hiatus. But fear not, I’ve been keeping busy myself during this time too. In fact, over the past 2 years, I:


